I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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