I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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