lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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