dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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