Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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