i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
