and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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