I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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