I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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