i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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