Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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