5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Houston, we have a squirter
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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