Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
