Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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