i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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