So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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