Me too!
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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