my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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