woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
