he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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