I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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