HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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