she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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