just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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