She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
