talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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