and you said cock pushups were impossible
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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