ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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