I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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