Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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