Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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