where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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