Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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