physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.