listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens