Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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