There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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