Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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