if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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