If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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