i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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