He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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