Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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