What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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