why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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