Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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