Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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