yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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