i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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