I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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