WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
