Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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