i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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